Dialogue: Procedural Programming is not Rocket Science
Dialogue Between a Senior Programmer and a Junior Programmer working at an aerospace startup in Los Angeles, CA.
CommanderKeen: Hey kid, how is that new integration going for the booster rocket project?
SpaceCadet: Huh? What? Okay I guess.
CommanderKeen: So will it be ready to demo next week as scheduled? The client really thinks this product will take off.
SpaceCadet: Ha ha. I get it, take off. No wait. It’s going terrible. I guess I need some help.
CommanderKeen: Okay, what’s up?
SpaceCadet: Well, firstly, this statement is always returning the wrong answer. Why?
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