Computer Joke Database

Welcome to our computer joke database. There are currently 70 jokes in the database. When appropriate, there are explanations in simple English.

2. Hardware & Software

4. What time is it?

5. If a program is useful...

8. Hardware & Software

10. Computer Salesman Vs. Used Card Dealer

11. Give it to the Programmers...

12. Mail Servers

14. To Err is Human

15. Going Down?

16. All Your Base Are Belong to Us...

17. To Be or Not to Be

18. Super Geek Speed Freak

19. Code Comments are Bad!

20. Time to Upgrade that Mac!

21. How fast is an exclamation point?

22. Faster than a Pentium 4?

23. Cybernetics

24. It's Done When it's Finished...

26. Software Developers Live in Denial

27. You Know...

32. Light Bulbs

34. Press Any Key

35. Definitions

36. Wacky Definitions

37. I Swear I never Swore Once!

38. You Know...

39. You Know...

40. You Know...

41. You Know...

43. You Know...

44. Top 10 Reasons...

45. You Know...

46. Are you there Bill? It's God Calling...

47. A Long Funny Joke About Windows

48. You Know...

49. You know...

50. Programmer and the Elevator

51. An MS-DOS Joke

53. Um... It could happen in the 5th Dimension!

54. Let's Have X

55. The Oracle of Delphi

56. MS-DOS Is Like Amtrack

57. How to Be a Successful Software Company

58. The UNIX Philosophy

59. You Know...

60. Butthead Sagan

61. Affair of the Heart

62. Software Salesmen are Smart

63. Project Manager (PM)

64. Geeks On Patrol

65. Real Tech Support Call...

66. Guide to Programming Languages

67. Can Computers Think?

68. The Great Writer

69. Open source reality

70. Warnings and Errors